Curse

Ashika · Aug 18, 2005, 10:27 PM // 22:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by aznhalf

When you try to use your ring as a bane signet, then get confused when your girlfriend doesn't get knocked down when she was clearly attacking you for neglecting her.

When you come to the conclusion that every rush hour driver is hexed with Ineptitude and wish that they would consider bringing hex breaker instead of Illusion of Haste because they always just end up crippled and blinded.

ROFFLMDGAO!!!!

Now to post enough times that we add another page to the thread so when she checks she might not even read his posts

*goes to get song. Plays a certain song by Blink-182*
can you guess the song?

nic0008 · Aug 19, 2005, 12:37 PM // 12:37

U know wen u play gw{cause gw is repatative] to much is wen u brose these forums just to post[how sad do i feel]

but hey i got ro online

Stormbringer · Aug 19, 2005, 12:52 PM // 12:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Legend

When the new guy on your team at work makes an elementary mistake, and you shout "STOP RUSHING YOU FREAKING NOOB" at the top of your voice.

God that's great.

- When you think that Swarzeneger uses Illusion of Weakness every time he gets shot.
- When you watch Excalibur and wonder if it has a +15 (while in stance) bonus.
- When you read about Kylie's Cancer and you wish to perform a Mend Aliment on her..

Laetitia of Yenemi · Aug 19, 2005, 03:15 PM // 15:15

When you are rushing home because your wife is screaming in your ear on the phone because she is in labor and you hit the guy in front of you and he gets out of the car and screams "STOP RUSHING U FREAKIN NOOB" so you yell back "dash dash dash dash you dash dash dash hole." So he sprints towards you and punches you in the eye and you yell "I have blind on me" and respond with a devasting blow to the nuts and get back in your car and drive off, wondering if your car is now crippled from the accident, thinking about the baby since its a girl it should be an elementalist and wondering about her build and if she would hurt herself if you gave her a wand to hold when she is born you might be playing GW a little too much.

Course who am I to talk, I am at work reading the boards incessantly looking for my 15>50 axe to bid on while watching the build boards for an improvement to my warrior and waiting for this friday to end so I can get home and get on (not whats FOR dinner, but WHAT IS DINNER) and forget that my wife is in labor at the hospital and when she calls to remind me I am torn up about going cause we have the favor and I am in the middle of a really good run.

Good enough.

L

Xue Yi Liang · Aug 19, 2005, 03:36 PM // 15:36

lol- just don't forget to count dem little fingers n toes

ZD_kusanagi · Aug 19, 2005, 03:55 PM // 15:55

When you go to archery practice with 7 friends all drinking scotch(spirits) and put multiple arrows in your bow, bend down, light them on fire, and wonder why you didnt get atleast 10 faction when you fired them off into the other trainers.....

aznhalf · Aug 19, 2005, 04:40 PM // 16:40

You go shopping with your girlfriend and she sees an expensive necklace she likes. You notice she starts to cast Guilt on you so you try to interupt using Power Leak.

Two hours later you dont have a girlfriend, you have a lifetime ban from the store, and are in jail for public urination and indecent exposure. O_o

Squizzard45 · Aug 19, 2005, 04:54 PM // 16:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by aznhalf

You go shopping with your girlfriend and she sees an expensive necklace she likes. You notice she starts to cast Guilt on you so you try to interupt using Power Leak.

Two hours later you dont have a girlfriend, you have a lifetime ban from the store, and are in jail for public urination and indecent exposure. O_o

sounds like fun to me

Xue Yi Liang · Aug 19, 2005, 05:20 PM // 17:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by aznhalf

Two hours later you dont have a girlfriend, you have a lifetime ban from the store, and are in jail for public urination and indecent exposure. O_o

Yeah. I hate it when that happens.
Tell Mongoloid Bob in C Block I said, "Hi. And thx for the flowers. They were lovely."

terminalpariah · Aug 19, 2005, 07:00 PM // 19:00

When you run into a friend at the mall and think, "What a coincidence - we both just happened to be in the same district!"

Yes it actually happened to me. I was very tired.

Dame&Beast · Aug 20, 2005, 01:28 PM // 13:28

dang very sad 1,036 hours over 2 months. wow i could of had a life.......but i really needed the fissure armor that added no points lol.....1,036??? sad......oh well lets see if i can make it to 2,000 in another 2 months

curserwigger · Aug 21, 2005, 04:23 AM // 04:23

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Originally Posted by Dame&Beast

oh well lets see if i can make it to 2,000 in another 2 months

You know you play Guild Wars too much when you want to play Guild Wars even more

d4nowar · Aug 21, 2005, 04:59 AM // 04:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dame&Beast

dang very sad 1,036 hours over 2 months. wow i could of had a life.......but i really needed the fissure armor that added no points lol.....1,036??? sad......oh well lets see if i can make it to 2,000 in another 2 months

Are you saying you got about 7 hours of sleep each night for 60 days and did nothing at all but play Guild Wars? I find that hard to believe...

Thor Wolfson · Aug 21, 2005, 04:59 AM // 04:59

Roflmao man this has been the funniest thread I've ever read...

When you're sitting with your friends and get up to use the bathroom, and say "afk guys."

And I have, on occasion, barely restrained myself from saying lol instead of actually laughing....

Mr Fizzle · Aug 21, 2005, 05:17 AM // 05:17

When you start remembering the effects of skills that AREN"T obvious(Pin Down ext).

Guillaume De Sonoma · Aug 21, 2005, 05:19 AM // 05:19

Thats a lot of time playing GW man

Old Dood · Aug 21, 2005, 09:05 AM // 09:05

Well my WIFE thinks we play to much. Me, Mrs Dood, and our lovely teenage daughter were out having dinner and my daughter and I were talking about Guild Wars. Mrs Dood started Growling exactly like Marge Simpson. "Enough..Enough talk about that damn game..." Says the Guild Wars Widow Mrs Dood

FYI: Sometimes Wifes will sound just like Dino the Dinosaur too. "YipYipYipYip...Ect...Ect"

ayb · Aug 21, 2005, 09:29 AM // 09:29

... when you post in this thread

wait... damnit!

Oscar Mayer Weiner · Aug 21, 2005, 09:41 AM // 09:41

Yo know you play guild wars too much when....

Your running the 100 meter and you scream "Charge!"

When your shopping and you see a shirt you like and you ask you mom "How many bolts of cloth do i need for this shirt?"

When you ask your friend "Hey you need a run to school?" only 20 bucks and i have made it 4 out of the 5 times i've ran.

When you get drunk and say "Uhhh i think i've had too many dwarven ales!"

P.S. i have a lot but too many to post~~

Forbidden Angel · Aug 21, 2005, 03:07 PM // 15:07

LMFAO!!!! XD XD XD XD XD XD XD !!!! OMG!! this is so flippen hilarious!! hahah ROFLMAO!